From Our Favourite Newspaper:

Heavily edited (The Guardian took out my comment about their commie faggot readership for starters....)

Nibble this gingerly too:


Official DO THE STANDING STILL video


By me.


Enjoy. More to come, but only if you've been good.

Table (well we hope so) Demo Tapes have arrived

Hey, thrillseekers - these arrived from Russ today. I'll keep you posted as to what might be on them, but there's a good chance there's some material from Mk 1 and Mk 2 versions of the band. I will be delving into my storage to see if there are other goodies, too....

Facebook Page

Decided to get things started. There's another FB page with info cut and pasted from Wikipedia which isn't entirely accurate. For instance the absurd assertion that we did not possess instruments. What would we have been playing otherwise?

The Table Official Facebook Page

From The Guardian July 28th 2011

Russ just sent me this link. As he says: 'Can't The Guardian just leave us alone???'


http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jul/28/readers-recommend-songs-dance-styles-results

Table 2011 - Demo / Ruff Mix

Greetings, thrillseekers. I have decided to meet the overwhelming disinterest in my shenanigans - musical or otherwise - with this latest Demo / Ruff mix. I am putting together an EP over the summer with the latest version of The Table. PLAY LOUD


UPDATE: Removed this demo 

Roaring Silence

Ah well, not much of a reaction to the previous aural gem of grooviness, CONCERNING THE FIGHT BETWEEN GOD AND THE DEVIL, but there you go.....


I will soldier on, notwithstanding.